The Prank on Frank the Crank

Frank the crank drank some wine. little did frank the crank know, it was a prank on him. frank the crank drank some rank wine and spit it all over his date. frank the crank shrank into his seat realizing that he, frank the crank thought this prank ranked among the rankest pranks ever pulled on frank the crank. frank the crank drank some more of the wine. prank? thought frank the crank again...this rank wine i drank isnt the rankest of rank i ever drank.

so frank the crank gave sally some of the rank wine and she drank it. then frank the crank gave Susie some rank wine and she drank it too. both sally and susie drank the rankest of rank wine and shrank into their seats feeling a nice buzz from the drink frank the crank gave them. frank the crank passed around what he thought was a prank...the rankest of rank wine...everyone drank it up...bottle after bottle. frank the cranks rankest of rank wine disappeared. to everyone...frank the cranks rankest of rank wine ranked #1 in their books. they drank and drank all night long.

thanking frank the crank for such a rank wine... people asked frank the crank where they can get this rankest of rank drink they drank. frank the crank told them the rankest of rank drink they drank was actually a prank that was pulled on himself, frank the crank. they laughed at frank the crank telling him it didnt matter that the rankest of rank wine they drank was a prank... they still wanted frank the crank to order them some of the rankest of rank wine frank the crank can get.

so...this story about frank the crank is pretty damn rank. in fact..its really the rankest of rank that i can think of. hopefully this rank story about frank the crank is the rankest of rank among the other blog apprentice pranksters.

makes you wonder if i drank some of that rankest of rank wine from frank the crank, eh?